Bruce Hall's Christmas in July

On the First day of Bruce Hall my true love sent to me :

A forskin full of VD

Two of those up yours

Three dummy doors

Four screaming whores

Five pubic hairs

Sic sex starved spinsters

Seven squirts of semen

Eight aching arseholes

Nine gnawed off nipples

Ten torn off testes

Eleven licking lesos

Twelve twisted twats

ho ho ho! bruce hall (the place where i live) had a christmas party last friday...just to keep to the idea of having christmas during winter. and yupp, from that brucehall-edited-christmas-carol you just saw, you get a rough idea how creative brucies can get. it was a lot of drinking, but not forgetting really good christmas fare... such as stuffings and the must-have turkey with cranberry sauce. soooo.... yummy!

looking forward to christmas in december!